Money Maker

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Jane: Okay, I'm done watching coffee porn.
Maura: How did instant get in my cupboard? You are so impatient.
Jane: Maura, I just want a cup of coffee not a Roman orgy.

Maura: Oh my gosh, why did I invite them here? This place is a wreck!
Jane: Oh, I'd be so embarrassed to invite anyone but me here.

Throwing Down the Gauntlet

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Welcome to the Dollhouse

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This Is How a Heart Breaks

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Jane: I'm afraid of that erection.

Rondo: Your 5-O bro tryin' to act like we ain't even family here. What's up?

Jane: I'll check it out if you promise to sing for me one day Barry White.
Rondo: No, no, nono, I'm not making that promise.

Dirty Little Secret

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Maura: Call your mom. Tell her we're friends again.

Maura: Bing, bing, boop, boop, boop, bing, bing, boop, boooo
Jane: That's Morse code. Nice job, Maura.

Jane: I wouldn't leave her.

Jane: I think you got a doctor too.

Maura: I missed you.
Jane: I missed you too.

What Doesn't Kill You

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Jane: I think your little medical examiner get-ups make you look like a trash collector.
Maura: You do? So do I! I always feel a little dumpy.

Jane: You wanna know what's truly odd about you?
Maura: I'm not sure.
Jane: You are the dumbest genius I know.

Maura: Don't look so worried. What could go wrong?

Maura: Would you have taken me if you'd known I was Paddy Doyle's daughter?
Constance: Maura, darling you're my daughter.


Angela: You know your father and I went to see a marriage councilor once.
Jane: Wow, that was money well spent.

Burning Down the House

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