Sunday, July 24, 2011

"Sailor Man"

Post your favorite quotes from this episode.

13 comments:

  1. First quote comes from a tweet from Sasha:

    Quote of the night: "You're hot."

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  2. Spare parts:
    M:He says he's waiting on special parts for your mother's car.
    What if he means my parts

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  3. Bed Bugs bite:
    J: *about Giovanni* He's kinda like a bed bug
    M: Hard to eradicate

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  4. Who says romance is dead?
    Italian Stallion: Look at you all 'my cousin Vinny'
    Italian Stallion: You're hot
    Italian Stallion: I want to lick your face

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  5. Age discrimination:
    *In the Dirty Robber surrounded by Sailors*
    J: Are we the oldest people here? What are they 13?
    M: I think the dark haired one has braces.

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  6. Saw 7: Final Cut?
    Giovanni: You look hot
    J: She cuts up dead people for a living
    Giovanni: You look great with a saw, seriously

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  7. Giovanni- The next Nike Sponsor?
    "I never think, I just do"

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  8. How to impress a woman 101: Giovanni style
    Giovanni holding carnations and giant fuzzy heart shaped box of chocolates and walking into Maura's office
    G: How did you get stuck with all this old stuff?
    G:You look hot
    G:Love hot women who can cook

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  9. Damn you autocorrect
    Jane reading a text from Mamma Rizzoli
    "Homey I need a boner!"

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  10. When not even vomit is a deterrent
    Giovanni putting the moves on Maura:
    G: You look hot
    G: Smell hot too
    G: I love talkin' to you, I could talk to you all night
    G: But right now I all I wanna do is get you naked and lick your face
    G: Come to daddy
    M: I'm nauseous
    G: I bet even your barf is cute too

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  11. Maura: "It would be faster if you'd come to my house."

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  12. Jane: Did Giovanni notice anything but your cleavage?

    No, but Jane sure keeps noticing Maura's cleavage. ;)

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